MOZZARELLA STICKS ARE GROSS
If you are humble nothing will touch you, neither praise nor disgrace, because you know what you are.
the best place to be.(via awelltraveledwoman)
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Historians studying archival photographs from four decades ago have come to the conclusion that the U.S. must have believed in science at some point.
The New Yorker
*tunes guitar* this next song is called “stop pointing out my flaws”
every time I see this it gets reblogged
Kitten hiccup. [video]
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
I’m not perfect with my faith. I don’t do the things I should…and I do the things I shouldn’t. I don’t spend hours reading the bible every day. Many days I don’t read it at all. My priorities are often messed up. But here’s the thing: I’m not going to give up. I know that God has…